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Evening Crazychats With William

  • This is what Will and I talk about on the interwebtubes at 4 in the morning. My secret age has been revealed. GASP.
  • Will: tumblr is full of younguns
  • Paul (AKA ME): my post is so insightful obv
  • Will: rofl best post ever. you sound like an old man~
  • Paul: dude, compared to tumblr, i'm a dinosaur
  • Will: ikr
  • Paul: i'm over 10 years older than half of the kids who follow me i bet. if i followed them, it'd be like internet stalking
  • Will: people are all like "I'M SIXTEEN I CAN DO WHAT I WANT" and i'm just like oh well i'm 24. okay.
  • Paul: THERE'S LAWS AGAINST THAT
  • Will: rofl
  • Paul: i'm 26, i can do what i want also. and drink good alcohol and not have to hide drunkenly in my parent's house on the computer. BURN
  • Will: OMG ROOD. THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I DO
  • Paul: haha
  • Will: my creys
  • Paul: I SORRY
  • Will: YOU SHOULD BE
  • Paul: oh god, our internet chats
  • Will: lol
  • Paul: remember how i joined tumblr? and i posted our convos?
  • Will: rofl yes
  • Paul: HOW META WOULD IT BE IF I POSTED THIS?
  • Will: SO META
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  • So meta indeed.

Tumblr youth: your aid is needed.

So, this is super important. Super obviously important. OKAY SO IT’S NOT.

But seriously. Do people still say, “fuck yo couch”?

Giant robot space attack, omgz.
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